2026/06/04

Typhoon!

"Have you ever had 66 millimeters in 3 hours?", asked Typhoon Jangmi, rolling off to the North-East.

"Never", lied Tokyo. "My Kanto is soaking wet!", she cried, about two octaves higher than natural.

"Is this really why people were panic buying meat?", she asked herself.

It had barely touched the sides of her Metropolitan Area Outer Underground Discharge Channel.

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For those who are interested in the Metropolitan Area Outer Underground Discharge Channel, they provide 3 tours, 2 of which sound absolutely filthy:
  • Impressive! Vertical Shaft Experience Course
  • Search Deep! Pump Course
  • Freely Participate! Underground Shrine Course